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Government Officially Declares S£x As Sport, To Organise First-Ever European S£x Championship

Sweden officially declared s3x as a sport and is all set to host its first-ever s3x competition next week.

According to report, the people participating in the s3x competition will engage in s3x sessions which can go up to six hours daily. The winners of the s3x competition will be decided by a panel of judges and the audience will also influence the final decisions.

The European S3x Championship which will start on 8 June and span over a period of six weeks with participants engaging in s3xual activities from 45 minutes to 1 hour daily, depending upon the duration of their matches.

The report claims that the audience will also influence the decision of the s3x competitions and will notice several aspects of the s3xual activity.

The final decision on the winners will be arrived at after considering the factors like the chemistry between the couple, knowledge about s3x, endurance level, etc.

‘Kamasutra’
Notably, the knowledge of ‘Kamasutra,’ the Sanskrit scripture on s3x and eroticism, will also play a role in the decision making and the participants will get points on the basis of their knowledge regarding the knowledge of ‘Kamasutra.’

Moreover, the championship has encouraged people from different sexual orientations and affirms its respect for diversity. The organizers of the s3x competition believe that s3xual orientation can play a significant role in the competition and influence the outcome of the matches.

Expressing their excitement over the event, the organizers of the s3x competition said that the incorporation of s3xual orientation as a part of sporting tactics will be a groundbreaking development among European countries.

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